| The real rite of passage for parents is
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| | make this process somewhat gratifying for
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| not at all what your friends or fellow
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| | these determined youngsters who refuse to
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| co-workers tell you. They may tell you
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| | leave the arcade. Yes, your little
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| it's about sleepless nights, teething,
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| | clan of munchkins are all too thrilled to
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| terrible twos… No the real rite of
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| | go pick out some foreign sticky smelly
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| parental passage is surviving you first
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| | plastic toxic toy that will never be
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| Chucky Cheese Birthday Party. Any
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| | played with again. So you head off to
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| parent who has had to throw a party for
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| | the prize counter only to be waited on by
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| their child at Chucky Cheese's knows
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| | an adolescent who is angry at the world
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| exactly what I am talking about. I would
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| | and forced to work this job by his
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| rather clean out the basement, file old
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| | parents. You study him as he interacts
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| paper work or even pick up poop in the
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| | with you children and start to wonder if
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| back yard, but as parents we know that
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| | his mental diagnosis is hormonal or
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| Chucky Cheese is not about the parent
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| | possibly depression with anti- social
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| enjoying themselves, no, it is about
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| | tendencies. Whereby this job could be
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| over-stimulating a child to the point of
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| | the breaking point for him, because you
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| a complete emotional and physical break
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| | know there is not potential for this
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| down. This over priced over rated pizza
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| | particular child in the Chuckie Cheese
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| party that kids must have, comes with not
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| | Organization and most likely he will
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| just the actual party and it's unique
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| | never get the gig as "Chucky".
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| environment, but the power that is
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| | After about 20 minutes of your mental
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| instilled on a child at the moment he or
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| | diagnosis and your children's decision
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| she knows that they are having their
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| | making, your child has decided which toy
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| party at Chucky Cheeses. You see they can
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| | he wants, but it won't go down that way.
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| begin to manipulate their friends and use
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| | The attendant lets you know that you are
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| Chucky to get their way. Okay here is
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| | two tickets short of getting the 7' foot
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| the example; "If you don't let me play
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| | tall stuffed Chucky. You secretly
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| with your game you can't come to my
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| | breathe a sigh of relief, but now it will
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| Birthday Party at Chucky Cheese"
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| | cost you another 20 minutes and you begin
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| Now as a parent your two hundred dollars
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| | to repeat the serenity prayer over and
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| gets you pizza, salad bar a table for a
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| | over as the smell of Chuckey's starts to
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| several wild maniacs and your personal
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| | overwhelm your senses.
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| support group that accompanies you, as
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| | Eventually 45 minutes of arguing and
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| well as tokens for games and
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| | indecisiveness has ended with the prize
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| entertainment at the Chucky Cheese arcade
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| | conquest, and now you are fortunate
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| but, if you are going there for your
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| | enough to head to the car, but not
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| first time let me offer some advice along
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| | without taking some the Chuckiness with
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| with experience. The complimentary
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| | you. You see it is your child's job to
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| tokens given to the kids in your party
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| | make sure they continue to yell and keep
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| will be gone within the first 15 minutes
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| | the decibel level at the same velocity as
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| of the party so have extra money on hand.
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| | to which they were accustom to at Chucky
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| In addition, ear plugs are also
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| | Cheeses, and when you try and let them
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| recommended, due to the extraordinarily
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| | know that they need to begin to chill
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| loud decibels that are being projected
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| | out, (their definition for quite down),
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| obnoxiously from all surrounding points.
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| | the ole emotional roller coaster goes
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| However, this all seems to melt away when
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| | from the top of the hill to the bottom
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| you finally get to see your little pride
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| | and the air is sucked out of the vehicle
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| and joy dance his birthday dance with
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| | you are all riding in. Yes this
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| Chuckie. Yes indeed Chuckie holds all
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| | experience sometimes ends as a tear
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| the allure and shear bliss for kids ages
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| | jerker especially for those who ate too
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| 4- 8. Just seeing your youngster's
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| | much cake and candy and are under the age
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| face while dancing with Chuckie
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| | of 7. However, as a parent you begin to
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| almost…. almost makes the trip worth
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| | since relief as you drive home, and even
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| it. That is until you have to round up
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| | with a car full of rambunctious children
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| the party to head home. When you state
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| | who are intoxicated from over indulging
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| you are going home you must know that you
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| | at Chucky Cheese you feel yourself
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| will make this announcement several times
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| | beginning to calm down and it almost
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| before anyone can hear you, so make sure
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| | imagine watching and listening to snow
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| you make the announcement well in advance
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| | fall, this is of course relative compared
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| of you departure. You see leaving Chucky
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| | to where you just came from.
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| Cheese consumes at least fifty percent of
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| | As you pull in the drive way you're
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| the total allotted time there. This is
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| | hoping the Chucky experience has
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| not for amateurs.
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| | completed the emotional cycle, and much
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| I am not sure who said this first but,
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| | like that of a junkie coming off dope,
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| herding kittens is easy compared to the
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| | you figure if you run a hot bath, force
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| discharge process from Chucky Cheese.
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| | some fluids, help put their pajamas on,
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| You see it will be inevitable that you
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| | tuck them into their beds you will be
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| get a couple of children peeled off the
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| | able to pry that smelly sticky toxic toy
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| arcade floor and have them standing next
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| | out from their hands and they will fall
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| to your side, only to have another one
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| | fast asleep.
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| go right back in and get lost in the
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| | Now you are able to breathe deeply and
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| over sized mega bacterial infected petri
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| | dive into that moment you have long
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| dish.
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| | awaited for, you make yourself a nice cup
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| Eventually with ample persistence and the
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| | of your favorite hot tea, turn on the
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| help of a 12 year old (yes puberty comes
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| | T.V. and pick up the phone and begin to
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| in handy here in this situation take two
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| | listen to your messages. As the cup
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| 12 year olds if at all possible). You
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| | comes up to your mouth it is your best
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| eventually begin to convince the little
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| | friend asking for you and your son to
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| banshees that with the $250 they spent in
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| | please come join them at Chucky Cheese
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| tokens, they can now convert their
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| | next weekend for the big birthday party,
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| tickets into worthless prizes at the
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| | after all this is your right of passage
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| prize counter. This actually is the one
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| | and you can't pass on the cheese not with
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| parental advantage you have in your
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| | a little one saying please!
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| possession for leaving, and can really
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